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goodnight night vale

crockercorpjanecrocker:

i want to do cute things with and for my significant other like

  • bake sweets 
  • take bubble baths with them
  • watch dumb cheesy romantic movies
  • watch scary movies
  • drink hot cocoa 
  • dance to old romantic songs with them
  • take a walk in the snow with them
  • kiss them awake in the morning
  • kiss them good night
  • cuddle as we watch the snow fall
  • kiss in a pillow fort
  • kiss in the snow
  • just kiss 

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

i went to read a fic and i,

furgoat:

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(Source: sourgoat)

Icarus
Bastille

worldofhommes:

Icarus // Bastille

Standing on the cliff face
Highest foe you’ll ever grace
It scares me half to death
Look out to the future
But it tells you nothing
So take another breath
Your hands protect the flames
From the wild winds around you

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight

sleek and elegant predator right here yo

(Source: gifak-net)

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

(Source: okoenig)

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

I hope that you have a day that's as lovely as you're blog makes me feel.

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benjpierce:

thIS MADE ME WANT TO CRY YOU ARE THE FUTURE I WANT TO BE A PART OF

simplysweet07:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD….
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

simplysweet07:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD….

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

(Source: headlikeanorange)

http://shingheki.tumblr.com/post/82863335443/igottabutt-see-her-her-name-is-kailee-and

igottabutt:

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See her? Her name is Kailee, and she’s literally one of my favorite human beings. Now as you can see Kailee is super cute. And here on tumblr dot com, there’s a couple ways you can appreciate one’s aesthetically pleasing face. 1. Reblog their selfies and add tags saying how…

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me

(Source: folie-a-rockandroll)

adathranduil:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: I’m staring into a lightless abyss. Steve Roger’s unconditional loyalty to Bucky Barnes has made me a shell of a human being; the fact that Bucky saved Steve’s life without even really knowing who he was has crushed my soul. If you’re not here to talk to me about the winter soldier, don’t talk to me at all. I’m with you til the end of the line, pal.